Happy Tuesday, everybody!
Today is a little different. Usually I link to a work in progress or short excerpt, but today I’m going all out and linking to my FREE online YA supernatural novel, Vampires Drool! Zombies Rule!
Enjoy the “tease,” then enjoy the FREE download of this complete 247-page YA novel:
That’s right, we are both here today because of… a paper towel.
Not a whole roll of paper towels, not some super special paper towels like with shiny silver foil undersides or some fancy holiday print in honor of fall or monogrammed with my initials or anything – just one regular, generic, public high school issued stinking paper towel.
Specifically, we are here today because the powers that be at Barracuda Bay High School decided to switch out the old-fashioned, minding-its-own-darn-business, plenty-good-enough metal paper towel dispensers and go all high-tech instead.
What’d they replace them with?
Those fancy newfangled deals with the little red light under the dispenser.
And what does the little red light do?
It senses body heat.
And why does it sense body heat?
Because that’s how it knows when to shoot out a new paper towel at you.
And what don’t zombies have?
That’s right; body heat!
I hope you’ve enjoyed this brief excerpt from my completely FREE online YA novel, Vampires Drool! Zombies Rule!
To read more, click here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/38953974/Vampires-Drool-Zombies-Rule-by-Rusty-Fischer
Today is a little different. Usually I link to a work in progress or short excerpt, but today I’m going all out and linking to my FREE online YA supernatural novel, Vampires Drool! Zombies Rule!
Enjoy the “tease,” then enjoy the FREE download of this complete 247-page YA novel:
That’s right, we are both here today because of… a paper towel.
Not a whole roll of paper towels, not some super special paper towels like with shiny silver foil undersides or some fancy holiday print in honor of fall or monogrammed with my initials or anything – just one regular, generic, public high school issued stinking paper towel.
Specifically, we are here today because the powers that be at Barracuda Bay High School decided to switch out the old-fashioned, minding-its-own-darn-business, plenty-good-enough metal paper towel dispensers and go all high-tech instead.
What’d they replace them with?
Those fancy newfangled deals with the little red light under the dispenser.
And what does the little red light do?
It senses body heat.
And why does it sense body heat?
Because that’s how it knows when to shoot out a new paper towel at you.
And what don’t zombies have?
That’s right; body heat!
I hope you’ve enjoyed this brief excerpt from my completely FREE online YA novel, Vampires Drool! Zombies Rule!
To read more, click here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/38953974/Vampires-Drool-Zombies-Rule-by-Rusty-Fischer
hahaha, that's great!
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